miley-and-tish-teen-choiceWalt Disney is surely turning in his frozen cryonic chamber grave this morning.

In a seeming effort not to be outdone by the naked elephant in the room (Vanessa Hudgens latest camera phone pics) Miley Cyrus’ performance at the Teen Choice Awards had her making her grand entrance via a trailer homeĀ  and concluding with a make-shift pole dance atop a moving ice cream cart. Watch the clip below. We couldn’t make this stuff up.